Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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