Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
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i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
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Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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