you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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