Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
i love accidental penises.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I'm too high and old for this...
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
