I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I need to sanitize my soul.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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