i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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