i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
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the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
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My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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