i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
i need to put some appletini on your dick
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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