so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
