Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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