Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
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He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
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I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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