To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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