As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
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ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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