I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
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I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
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But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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