just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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