A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
The chlamydia really affected his face.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
