Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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