so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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