sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Naked. naked and bneed help.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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