I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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