Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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