I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
We are all done wearing pants today
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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