How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Bring me that man meat
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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