Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Actions speak louder than pants.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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