Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
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My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
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And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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