your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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