I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
oh god was she eating orange peels again
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I have feelings that need drinking.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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