so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Me too!
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Boobs are out for the taking
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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