some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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