what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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