My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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