There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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