Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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