This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
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I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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