I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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