she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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