garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
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my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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