i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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