He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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