Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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