He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
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I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
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Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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