If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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