I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
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I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
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She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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