Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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