trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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