it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
i've created a new STD.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Randomize
