ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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