yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Is it penis luge time yet?
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I think people are normalizing furries
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
