like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Randomize
