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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Go to google and type XXX

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  .......Is that how you look for porn?

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.

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• (845): View more from New York

  i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore

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• (650): View more from California

  I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?

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• (716): View more from New York

  found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.

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• (707): View more from California

  do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I hugged the bouncer as we left.

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• (949): View more from California

  Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD

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  THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave

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