let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
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Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
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Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.