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  I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.

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  17 of the Dumbest Defenses Heard in Court

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• (315): View more from New York

  i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day

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• (254): View more from Texas

  Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.

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  These 19 Ladies Love Pegging Their Men

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• (904): View more from Florida

  It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore

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  Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.

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