Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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