So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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