He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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