a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
