ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
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Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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