But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I can text with my tongue
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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