I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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