There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
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I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize